So…

I’m chatting on Skype with my oldest daughter. She’s home with a big group of gals, teens and adults, having a girl’s night while Dad is away. The house is filled with females. So she decides to poll the group about whether or not talking for a woman is like taking drugs. Does talking “get you high?” Stefani is referring to my blog entry from November 11th about research showing that there’s a reason why women can’t shut up – they get off on flappin’ their lips.

Stefani polls the room.

Yup. Women get high when they talk. In fact, the research shows it’s like a heroin addiction. They can’t help it, and they all agree.

I even polled some of the gals at work – yes, they agree, talking makes them high. One person told me, “When I need to feel better, I just talk.”

Of course most husbands say, “When I need to feel better I need her to just shut up.” Alas…the differences between men and women.

Talking with Stefani on Skype I could hear the raging sea of progesterone impregnated voices bouncing off the concrete walls. The echoes and reverberations must be like extra-refinement of the dosage. Someone might O.D.!

Be careful ladies. It may be legal, but it ain’t right.