An attorney and a fashion model found themselves seated together on a long flight across the country. Bored with the movie selection they began discussing their careers. The attorney complained that everyone regards his ilk as corrupt, always taking unfair advantage of people. The fashion model said she also thought that was true and didn’t trust attorneys. She then went on to complain about her own troubles – that everyone thinks fashion models are stupid. The attorney, still offended that the model thought he was dishonest, said he agreed that most fashion models weren’t that bright.
After several bouts of argument and silence the attorney proposed a duel of the minds. “Tell you what,” he said, “Let’s ask each other questions and for each question we get wrong, we have to pay the other five dollars.”
The fashion model looked skeptical. “See, I’m not that stupid. You are a college-educated lawyer. I wear dresses and bikinis for a living. Your challenge doesn’t seem that fair.”
The attorney changed the odds, “You pay five dollars, I’ll pay twenty dollars,” he said, but she refused. Finally the attorney said, “For every question I ask you, if you get the answer wrong I will pay you one hundred dollars. But if I can’t answer a question of yours, you only have to pay me five dollars.”
The fashion model looked at him skeptically then said, “Okay, go ahead and ask a question.”
The attorney rubbed his hands together excitingly and said, “What is a writ of habeas corpus?”
Without a word the model reached into her purse, pulled out a five-dollar bill and handed it to the lawyer. “My turn,” she said. The attorney folded the bill and stuffed it in his pocket, smiling. “Fire away,” he said.
“What goes up a hill with three legs but comes back down the hill with four legs?”
The attorney was stumped. Not wanting to be beaten in a game of wits by a dumb fashion model, he opened his laptop and searched his encyclopedia. When he couldn’t find the answer he asked around to other passengers seated nearby, but no one could give him the answer. Finally in frustration he gave up, pulled out his wallet and handed the model one hundred dollars.
As the model counted the cash the attorney said, “Okay, so what is the answer to your question?”
Without hesitation the model handed him another five dollars.